Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Butt Crack Blues

Do you ever get tired of seeing butt crack? Let me rephrase that. Do you ever get tired of seeing unsolicited butt crack? I do. Saturday I was sitting in the waiting area of Community Hospital when I looked up from my book and guess what I saw? That's right, butt crack. Some woman was squatting in front of a vending machine with a half moon hanging out. Not just for a moment either, I was beginning to think she was in some kind of ritual worship pose to the vending machine. After a couple of minutes she finally stood and took her crack somewhere else.

Hope you all had a fine Easter. Ta